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Chatlogs mit einem (deutsch-) amerikanischen Freund

Mittwoch, 9. September 2009

VW: I noticed something odd we say zwo instead of zwei a lot. A friend of mine says zwo isn't a word

Frau Mondschein: yes they say it even at train stations, so it seems as normal german word accepted,for me it was always a dialect word tho

VW: when I count I say zwei but in a sentance I say zwo, like zwo minuten

Frau Mondschein: i think they do it to make a bigger difference between zwei and drei

VW: That makes sense

Frau Mondschein: like we say juno and julei instead of juni and juli to make it more clear

VW: you knee and you lie
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Frau Mondschein: muffin (sister´s dog) is trying all beds and couches....
he is very picky, other dogs just lie on the floor

VW: He will find the one piece of clothing or furniture you don't want him on and make that his bed.

Frau Mondschein: hehe at least he dont destroy things he is only very hairy

VW: The beagle EATS everything in the house
Mom found a barbie doll head in his poop the other day

Frau Mondschein: eew

VW: I know barbie is soooo gross
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Frau Mondschein: dog story:
i went with dog in morning for more than 1 hour, but he didnt poo... (also no barbie heads)

i was frustrated

3 hours later i went with him again for half an hour

my hip hurt and i sat on a bench to rest and wait for him to poo

after 30 seconds he jumps beside me on the bench and was sitting and sitting, looking at me with big eagerly eyes

he didnt jump down, didnt poo, then we walked home

and in the middle of the pavement, near to most out of windows starring neighbours, he finally did it

im a good german girl so had to remove it

but the only thing i had with me was the paper of the unemployment office, which was saying, i wont get money for one more week

so finally i used that shitty paper for cleaning shit

VW: sounds like the right plan

Frau Mondschein: yeah, ...
unfortunately at home he thought he have to clean his but on my carpet

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