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Samstag, 19. September 2009
jemand, fuer den 'genug' ein fremdwort ist, wird denjenigen, die ihn lieben, immer etwas angst machen, dass sie auch nicht genug sind, selbst wenn er selbst es nicht so sieht.
If that wire doesn't lead her
to her lover, never mind...
she can always use it as a noose.
Author: Menno » Comments:
Chatlogs mit einem (deutsch-) amerikanischen Freund
Mittwoch, 9. September 2009
VW: I noticed something odd
we say zwo instead of zwei a lot.
A friend of mine says zwo isn't a word
Frau Mondschein: yes they say it even at train stations, so it seems as normal german word accepted,for me it was always a dialect word tho
VW: when I count I say zwei but in a sentance I say zwo, like zwo minuten
Frau Mondschein: i think they do it to make a bigger difference between zwei and drei
VW: That makes sense
Frau Mondschein: like we say juno and julei instead of juni and juli to make it more clear
VW: you knee and you lie
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Frau Mondschein: muffin (sister´s dog) is trying all beds and couches....
he is very picky, other dogs just lie on the floor
VW: He will find the one piece of clothing or furniture you don't want him on and make that his bed.
Frau Mondschein: hehe at least he dont destroy things he is only very hairy
VW: The beagle EATS everything in the house
Mom found a barbie doll head in his poop the other day
Frau Mondschein: eew
VW: I know barbie is soooo gross
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Frau Mondschein: dog story:
i went with dog in morning for more than 1 hour, but he didnt poo...
(also no barbie heads)
i was frustrated
3 hours later i went with him again for
half an hour
my hip hurt and i sat on a bench to rest and wait for him to poo
after 30 seconds he jumps beside me on the bench and was
sitting and sitting, looking at me with big eagerly eyes
he didnt jump down, didnt poo, then we walked home
and in the middle of the pavement, near to most out of windows starring neighbours, he finally did it
im a good german girl so had to remove it
but the only thing i had with me was the paper of the unemployment office, which was saying, i wont get money for one more week
so finally i used that shitty paper for cleaning shit
VW: sounds like the right plan
Frau Mondschein: yeah, ...
unfortunately at home he thought he have to clean his but on my carpet
Author: Menno » Comments:
My American Boy
Freitag, 4. September 2009
Ich vermisse meinen Süßen sehr, darüber konnte auch keine Berlin/Kassel-Fahrt hinweghelfen und die Freude über meine neuerdings fast klinisch gereinigte Bude (Ich bin im Hausfrauen-Mood).
Allerdings kann er mich immer wieder erheitern, damit ich die Distanz nicht ganz so schwer verkrafte.
Er nennt mich ausschließlich "Menno", da ich das so oft quengelnderweise sage und er flucht nun neuerdings in deutsch, wobei die Schreibweise kreativ ist - Shiza! (Scheisse)
Ihm zuliebe muß ich ihn Samstags die nächsten Wochen mit "Go Gators" begrüßen, ich bin gespannt, wie betrunken ich sein muß, um das über meine Lippen zu bekommen...
Author: Menno » Comments:
